Hipsters Wanted
I’m currently job hunting and found this. I’m not qualified, but really?
http://www.indeed.com/cmp/Pavone/jobs/Hipster-f889a00b18ab3771
I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN
Mold making at its finest.
I need me some penis popsicles
“This is an alternate universe where Bruce Wayne died instead of his parents. Causing His father Thomas Wayne to become Batman and his mother Martha to go insane and become the Joker. “
Neat.
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Warning, do not read around anything both extremely valuable and breakable.I write articles about racisms for Cracked sometimes! This is one of those times!
omfg this is literal gold
“And then what? Up will be down, dogs will marry cats, the Hot Pockets will microwave us!”
LOL
I think the real question is what amazingly smoking black woman is going to play Sue?
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